Rocket Shoes

So I decided today that for once in my life, I’m not going to be fiscally retarded and I’m going to sell my old iPhone. Judging from the response within 14 seconds on craigslist, selling an iPhone qualifies you as a blonde chick with huge boobs who everyone wants to do. I finally can see [...]

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[caption id="attachment_326" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Wait, actually. That's kind of funny though."][/caption]

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[caption id="attachment_321" align="alignnone" width="500" caption=""You can hold hands, but NO DANCE PARTIES/WAVING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE" ...or..."If you aren't in love, you will be ejected from the love seat.""][/caption]

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I think I became visibily upset when I realized that no picture I post would REALLY do it justice, but wow…”walking” is an olympic sport? Really? I just wanted to make sure, because if that’s the case, i’d like to also submit a few other ideas I had:

hanging out (10k and 20k)
going to the bus [...]

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So California made a judgement call, and I used to respect it. Everyone was getting into car accidents while talking on their phone, so the logical answer was to make a law that says you can’t talk on your cell phone in the car. Which was awesome. Until this spawned EVERYONE and their mother buying [...]

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I am so jealous of this shirt it is not even funny.

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Bam BAM muthabitch (sorry, richard and I were trying out the wordpress app. I want to see how big of a nerd douche I can be in ONE day..)

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